Parasol

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

parson

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

by laney4662 May 2, 2008

parlor pink

A not-quite-Bolshevik that acts like she doesn't really mean it. Cookie-pusher.

Arianna -- from right-winger to parlor pink in fifteen minutes.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Pardo

v. The act of causing accidental pain or grief to someone in nearby vicinity. Can also be applied to nearby objects or possessions.

(past tense: Pardoed)

Don't leave that coffee too close to me, because I may pardo you.

I'm sorry I pardoed you last night by running over your cat.

by USA2000Gold October 28, 2009

Parcour

The real word for parkour.

"You have to watch this parkour video, it's crazy!"
"It's actually spelled parcour. It's a french word."

by Newrougecolor March 1, 2010

parlor

People in Buffalo, New York don't have "living rooms," or even worse, "family rooms." They have parlors. It's the room with couches and usually a TV set where everyone goes to relax.

"Hey Tom, put the Bills game on in the TV in the parlor, but mute it. I've got the stereo tuned to 97 Rock."

by Spartan Tom June 15, 2009