cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

cookie-pusher by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005

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Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

Cookie-pusher by Cornholio October 28, 2003

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cookie pusher

An effete type, given to dainty entertainments; a diplomat, pejoratively.

I went to the cocktail party; nothing but cookie-pushers talking about the Norman Mailer

cookie pusher by cornholio October 14, 2003

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pusheen.cookies.cream

pusheen.cookies.cream is a SUPER cool tiktoker who likes tyler the creator, pusheen & poutine. if you dont follow pusheen.cookies.cream what the hell r u doing with ur life?!?!?!?

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pusheen.cookies.cream by CarlTheCarVroom July 11, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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