Definitions by Jaack
Parasol
A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"
Puss Nugget
1.) A mysterious, unidentified object that appears out from the vagina on rare occasions. It comes in a variety of colors, but generally has a polka-dot hue. It is bumpy, and has the same texture as silly putty, although very difficult to shape or form.
2.) A person who is or acts annoying and rude, usually significantly more rude or annoying than most assholes, shit heads, or jerk-offs.
2.) A person who is or acts annoying and rude, usually significantly more rude or annoying than most assholes, shit heads, or jerk-offs.
1.) If you start to eject puss nuggets more frequently than normal, you should see a doctor as soon as possible.
2.) What a puss nugget!
2.) What a puss nugget!
Puss Nugget by Jaack August 21, 2007
Hawja hawja ha-hawja
I saw this retarded turkey at the state fair that made this noise like "hawja hawja ha-hawja." I have to pee, can you hold my baby for a second? Thanks, I'll be right back.
Hawja hawja ha-hawja by Jaack August 21, 2007
shaniepooz
shaniepooz (shay-nee-pooz)
verb. A rare occurence when one sneezes with such force that is causes them to defacate. The noise it creates is kinda the noise a dog whistle makes, only more like a tamborine being smashed in half while stepping on a midget.
verb. A rare occurence when one sneezes with such force that is causes them to defacate. The noise it creates is kinda the noise a dog whistle makes, only more like a tamborine being smashed in half while stepping on a midget.
The other day, the guy sitting next to me on the subway shaniepoozed all over me, and now I can't move my legs. But that wont stop me from fuffiling my dream of becoming a racecar driver! Oh, shit! I forgot to turn the stove off before I left the house. I think i'm going to shaniepooz myself back over there! Viva la revolucion! *giggle*
shaniepooz by Jaack August 21, 2007
Randomish
randomish (RAND-em-ish)
adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
dickish
dickish (DIK-ish)
adj. Please don't use this word. It sounds retarded. Infact, if you use this word, you are homosexual. If you are already homosexual and you use this word, you will spontaneously combust.
adj. Please don't use this word. It sounds retarded. Infact, if you use this word, you are homosexual. If you are already homosexual and you use this word, you will spontaneously combust.