Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

granny panties

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).

Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!

by mommuff June 24, 2014

granny shot

When a man is on his back and skeets at high velocity so that it lands over his shoulder on his pillow.

Girl: Another granny shot? Wow! You are amazing...
Guy: Damn, I'm out of pillowcases.

by Stuffing February 20, 2008

Granny Bra

Also known as Flopper-Stopper, Sand Bag Sling, Boob Sling, or Potato Sack. Similar in origin to "Granny Panties". Bra which is strictly purchased and worn because of it's supportive nature, typically when the owner's breasts will rest on her belly or point to the floor without it. Every woman has at least 1 that is similar in her underwear drawer. It's white, un-padded, wide strapped, front or back closure with several hooks, with or without an underwire. Can not be classified as "lingerie" as it is strictly an undergarment or soft support with no attractive properties.

When she took her shirt off she was wearing a Granny Bra! That's false advertising!

Girl X: Are you gonna take Ben home tonight?
Girl Z: I definitely can't, it's laundry day.
Girl X: Oh no, Granny Panties?
Girl Z: And Granny Bra. FML

by WonderWoman80 October 16, 2010

granny manties

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

granny-tranny

When your nan gets a cock sewed on to her.

Man, your nan has a big bulge! does she use a cushion for her fanny pad? No, she has no fanny, she's a granny-tranny!

by Bill the Fish August 13, 2006

tranny granny

Lame driver who doesn't know how to shift -- i.e. only drives an automatic transmission.

An automatic! You're such a tranny granny.

by Shakespeare April 15, 2005