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French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.
Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!
by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011
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Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015
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Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.
Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.
by Grinderson May 16, 2012
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Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.
Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.
by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017
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Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
by Polymo January 31, 2016
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Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."
by drewhoj October 7, 2009
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