Definitions by Kozar
Gym Kryptonite
The extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, butterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. If she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. Frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.
-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
Gym Kryptonite by Kozar May 5, 2005
walk
To use the bathroom (urinate or deficate) and exit the bathroom WITHOUT washing one's hands. Essentially to "walk" out without washing your hands.
billy ray
Barber - "Are you sure you want the Billy Ray?"
Customer *points to hair*/*whistles* - "Just do your job Mel..."
Customer *points to hair*/*whistles* - "Just do your job Mel..."
fem-mullet
The mullet on a female, usually a bull-dyke lesbian (aka lumberjack lesbian).
Further defined as "Women's Lib. in the front, house-wife in the back." - Kozar
Further defined as "Women's Lib. in the front, house-wife in the back." - Kozar
fem-mullet by Kozar April 10, 2005