When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.
Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.
by Scott Kent VT baybee August 15, 2016
Get the Mongolian Explosion mug.This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
Get the Cyclops Mongoloid mug.A euphemism for whatever one defines as their own special physical pleasure-inducing space, eg a body part
by Innermongolia January 11, 2014
Get the Inner Mongolia mug.A sexual act in which a female sucks and jerks off 4 or more men. The men blow their loads into a large pot and the resulting mixture is simmered over a flame. The men each then dip their ball sacs into the pot of jiz and the girl sucks it off of them. This dipping and sucking proceeds until the pot is empty.
Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!
by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009
Get the Mongolian Steakhouse mug.People in Pennsylvania who stand outside all day,instead of working or just keeping things moving,staring and looking like mongoloids.
by JoeNJ2 May 30, 2011
Get the pennsylvania mongoloids mug.1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
by Adrian Glenn October 28, 2005
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