1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 01, 2018
by sailorgaz July 23, 2012
by MINGCHOWNGEATER September 13, 2019
Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.
It should be approached with caution.
It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.
Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010
1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.
2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020