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Land, Land and Land.
A popular Russian song during the cold war war "Peace, Land and Bread." to spread communism this slogan was created to crush capitalist pig. But the only thing they recieved was land. There was certainly no peace with the other song- "Gulags, Gulags and Gulags". and there was NO bread. Only for the glorious leader stalin.
Stalin: We need song to show capitalist pig we are better.
Starving Person: Can we just have some peace?
Poor Bastard: JUST SOME BREAD PLEASE!
Stalin: THATS IT! "Peace, land and bread!"
Deadass: "Land, Land and Land." fuck stalin blyat.
Stalin: to the g-g-g-gulags gulags and gulags!
Starving Person: Can we just have some peace?
Poor Bastard: JUST SOME BREAD PLEASE!
Stalin: THATS IT! "Peace, land and bread!"
Deadass: "Land, Land and Land." fuck stalin blyat.
Stalin: to the g-g-g-gulags gulags and gulags!
Land, Land and Land. by Lumfaous December 11, 2018
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land of plenty
In Halo, when two or more players are idle and therefore not doing anything during the game. Eventually they end up spawning right next to each other. This is good news for the opposing team, who will find these players and kill them for an a few easy kills. Usually happens when a player and his group of guests leave the TV unattended and forget they're playing halo.
land of plenty by Tremblay March 10, 2008
Land Pirate
Slang for pikey or traveller. Thieving scum who will rob you, your mum and your grandma or anything and everything. Generally found driving around in a probably stolen Ford Transit van or a tipper loaded with scrap metal and stolen goods. Happy to fight with anyone and even better if weapons are involved - a Land Pirate wedding isn't the same without a good stabbing or two!
Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.
Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.
Land Pirate by uncle plod April 27, 2010
Land Rover
Sort of like a high-end Jeep - a luxurious, gas guzzling, low quality, unreliable pile of crap. The difference is that Land Rovers are for people who don't know how to fix it themselves, but actually *can* afford to pay someone else to do it - a yin to the Jeep driver's yang.
They are usually driven by people whose elitism wouldn't allow them to drive a far more reliable, far higher quality, and equally off-road-capable Japanese 4x4. Land Rovers are particularly favored by middle aged men who remember waaaay back when Land Rovers were actually better than other off-road vehicles. They longed for one as a child, so now they remain in denial about the unpleasant reality of their dream car.
The main trait all Land Rover enthusiasts share is a desperate need to feel and express superiority over Americans and/or Japanese.
Women who choose Landies do so for the only reason any woman chooses any car - they like the way it looks. This is by far the most logical reason to drive a Land Rover - you go girls!
Contrary to popular myth, Land Rovers are never driven by people on safari - or anyone who needs reliable transportation more than a few miles from the dealership. A few people tried it, but they were all eaten by lions.
They are usually driven by people whose elitism wouldn't allow them to drive a far more reliable, far higher quality, and equally off-road-capable Japanese 4x4. Land Rovers are particularly favored by middle aged men who remember waaaay back when Land Rovers were actually better than other off-road vehicles. They longed for one as a child, so now they remain in denial about the unpleasant reality of their dream car.
The main trait all Land Rover enthusiasts share is a desperate need to feel and express superiority over Americans and/or Japanese.
Women who choose Landies do so for the only reason any woman chooses any car - they like the way it looks. This is by far the most logical reason to drive a Land Rover - you go girls!
Contrary to popular myth, Land Rovers are never driven by people on safari - or anyone who needs reliable transportation more than a few miles from the dealership. A few people tried it, but they were all eaten by lions.
Land Rover Driver: "Gosh look at all those poor Jeep drivers. They aren't truly hardcore consumers like me. I spent *so* much more on my clunker than they did on theirs"
Range Rover Passenger: "What? I can't hear you over all the noise coming from engine bay."
Land Rover Driver: "I said... Oh, never mind, honey. We need to go pick up the kids from soccer practice. Now, how do I ask the SatNav for direction again?"
Range Rover Passenger: "What? I can't hear you over all the noise coming from engine bay."
Land Rover Driver: "I said... Oh, never mind, honey. We need to go pick up the kids from soccer practice. Now, how do I ask the SatNav for direction again?"
Land Rover by Cliff Tan August 11, 2008
Land Rover
Land Rover by Main Liner March 9, 2005