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blue hose 

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.
Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?
blue hose by JaredDE42 July 8, 2018
Related Words

nose hose 

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.
nose hose by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Nose hose 

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.
Nose hose by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

man hose 

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.
I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.
man hose by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

craigslist hose 

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)
Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.
craigslist hose by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

Cleveland Hose Brigade 

when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?