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Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.
"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"
by MicahM May 14, 2006
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eskimo purse

"she had a fucking eskimo purse man"
by clockwork_orange June 3, 2008
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Eskmo

Bombass filthy dub from the Bay Area!
Friend one: Hey have you heard of datsik?

Friend two: Sure he's aight when I want to make slow disgusting love to your mother, but if you wanna jizz in your pants Eskmo makes for a much better time.
by Kcaz_0% May 14, 2011
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Eskimo Pie Brothers

When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!
Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!

Ralph; Me too!

Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!
by dexter016 June 2, 2011
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eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015
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raging eskimos

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
by sct3sct April 28, 2011
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eskimo girl

When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.
"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"
by TexAMAggie05 February 4, 2008
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