Definitions by MicahM

Eskimo Gum-rub 

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

Eskimo Gum-rub by MicahM May 14, 2006