Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Ava Devine

Half white, half asian porn star with huge 36 E boobs that are almost too big for the rest of her 5'4 frame.

Born on January 22, 1974, she started out as a stripper before making her debut into the fantasies of men everywhere last year with her nymphomanical tendencies on and off screen.

by anonymous October 8, 2004

Mat Devine

Lead singer for Atlanta Record's band, Kill Hannah. He has a unique sense of style and an even more unique voice.

I met Mat Devine at Kill Hannah's show last night!

by sniperhearrt August 4, 2006

Divident

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it

im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go

by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006