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JPMorgan Chase & Co.

A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.

They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.

Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay

Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.

This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.

jmorgan_wx 

The sweetest person on Wx Twitter by far
Jmorgan_Wx is the sweetest person on Twitter.

jpmorganification 

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services
They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!
jpmorganification by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026