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JPMorgan Chase & Co.

A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.

They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.

Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay

Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.

This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.

jmorgan_wx 

The sweetest person on Wx Twitter by far
Jmorgan_Wx is the sweetest person on Twitter.

jpmorganification 

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services
They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!
jpmorganification by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026