car dealiar

Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.

- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

Dusty Deal

An event that takes place that was super sketchy and you would rather never have the details discussed with your friends. You do not want the dust to ever be "brushed" off this story. The scenarios in which a dusty deal can take place are essentially limitless. A dusty deal is likely to occur after a night out with friends at the bars when attempting to pick up members of the opposite sex, who are typically less than good looking.

Guy #1- Hey, Mike did you take her home last night?

Mike- It was a dusty deal, I don't wanna talk about it.

by Ron D. March 13, 2014

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.

Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!

by Spanky97 September 10, 2016

car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!

sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!

by michael foolsley April 19, 2018

Curry Dealer

Anyone with the name CyrisX that likes to hit on girls that are under 18. He doesn't seem to realize the definition of the word ''milf''. He's known to be an avid dirty dirty manipulator as stated above.

''Ron is such a curry dealer. He likes dating young girls and manipulate other ones''
''Ron doesn't know the definition of Milf stupid Curry Dealer''
''Curry dealer, ron's job in life other than manipulating young girls''

by Gottiiiii June 7, 2018

Meme Dealer

That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes

This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes

I heard that my meme dealer was dealing memes to the ELA teacher!

by Pseudonym of LIFE October 9, 2018

pee dealer

honestly these people dont even deserve the title dealer, theres nothing to it. if someone trys to bring up pee with you refer them to a good poop dealer

Man 1: Dude you gotta check out my pee dealer, hes got a new batch of g-g coming
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces

Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.

by papasi May 10, 2019