crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz January 29, 2016

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 18, 2009

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 09, 2014

void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.

person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."

by esper_thegod January 30, 2017

Crab-pot

Crab pots are men or women with counterfeit emotional attachment. These men or women bait, lure, and catch sexual partners for ego boosts or recreational use. With no intention to care about them but use them repededly by giving false hope, hence they are stuck in a crabpot.

"I don't know why you keep sleeping with him, he dosent care about you, he is such a crab-pot!"

by Bastayo July 06, 2020

ban crab

words spoken by TRUE INTELLECTUALS who are MASTERS AT TOUHOU: DEFENSE OF THE SHRINES when confronted with an immovable wall of VISUAL NOVEL LOVING TRASH.

jesus christ he's being such a faggot today, why don't we ban crab

by lord kuck April 02, 2018

ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

by Steve Yonker January 31, 2005