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Conan O'Brien

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
by DAR4652 August 28, 2006
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conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.
damn, he conan the niggabarian.
by carl December 6, 2003
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Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.
by ronnie willz November 17, 2011
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Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman
That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.
by Steven April 6, 2004
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cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".
"Fancy some Cokeage?"
by Tommo June 1, 2004
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Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.
Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
by Allen C August 2, 2007
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Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.
Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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