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The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.
John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.


Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

by sullivan504 April 22, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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