1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.
2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate
2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate
1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.
Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.
2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.
Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.
2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.
by anonymous March 1, 2023
Get the Comefused mug.1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.
2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate
3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense
2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate
3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense
1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.
2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.
2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.
by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023
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Person 2: No, what is it?
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Person 2: No, what is it?
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Get the Confused Meatball mug.The immediate serotonin rush you get from feeling extremely comfortable, that makes you smile real big and roll around in aggression.
Most closely associated with 'Geegles' (cuteness aggression)
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This bed is so comfortable, every time I get in it, I get the comfules and kick my feet back and forth
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Get the confused as an american in a salad bar mug.Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
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Get the Confused mug.When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
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Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
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