Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Arsurinya

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

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The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.

Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!

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Person : did you know curiosity killed the cat?
Me : then tell him to stay away from my cat!

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Ignorant man: “That guy has anatidaephobia.”
Disguised duck: “quack (a wise fear)”

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