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Ben Carson

1.
A person who is or behaves like Ben Carson. He usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. A Ben Carson also changes his story but lies about it all.

2.
A person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. Everyone realized that they were a joke.
Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into Yale!
Person 2: Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.

Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.
by YourPseudonymHere2 January 11, 2016
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Ben Carson

"That bastard Wally is the biggest Ben Carson I've ever met"
by Chato10 August 31, 2016
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carsonk

The word that comes up when you try to write carpool in some T9 systems. It has, therefore, has become a synonym for carpool since the context usually makes it obvious what the person was trying to say.
Dude, I can't find my car, so can we carsonk out to the bar tonight?
by White Yoshii December 7, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.
Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.
by mario perez December 28, 2005
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Clarion, IA

A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school is RIGHT next to a corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get dolled up to go to sport events.
Dude! That place is so redneck, it's like Clarion, IA!
by Wisher40 August 22, 2009
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Carson

He is the stupidest bitch you will ever meet. Very ugly and will get no girls. And is very short, but sometimes with make you laugh.
Man 1: Man, Carson is so fucking stupid and will never get any girls.
by Annie Slannon July 31, 2020
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Clarkson

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.
I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!
by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009
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