Chronic Stalling Disease 

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

Chronic Stalling Disease by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

chronic liker 

One who likes anything and everything on facebook, essentially going down the newsfeed and 'liking' every fucking thing. At a certain point, if you like everything, do you really like anything?

I know, Daryl's a serious chronic liker. He liked every photo I was ever tagged in yesterday. Plus he liked all of Jamie's statuses from the past year.

chronic liker by turtal January 29, 2014

chronic masturbation 

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

chronic masturbation by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010

chronic weed 

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$

Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!

chronic weed by tishanda April 30, 2006

Chronic Fatigue 

Chronic Fatigue is an ailment caused by ingesting an excessive amount of Chronic.
Also, the drowsy, dragged down feeling, after having been very high.
See Chronic Bronchitis.

"I don't feel awake in the morning untill I've smoked some chronic. Actually, I don't feel awake afterwards, either. I think I suffer from Chronic Fatigue."
"I'm startin' to come down. If I dont smoke some more my Chronic Fatigue will set in."

Chronic Fatigue by JGSR July 22, 2006

Chronic Hit 

When someone wraps their lips around a butthole when the other person farts

Danny- I saw some girl last night and she was fucking beautiful....

Jason- really? So fine that you would chronic hit her?

Danny- HELL YEAH!!!

Chronic Hit by In the pooper January 17, 2010

Chronic Bitch Face 

A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.

If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.

Chronic Bitch Face by Dr. Laurence Alden Radcliff November 1, 2013