neo zoom maxi dweeb 

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

neo zoom maxi dweeb by mel February 1, 2005

zoom 

spinning, fast, zzzzz-cartoony

The Zoom out here is hectic all times of day

zoom by tina December 4, 2003

Biomechanical Zoom 

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

Biomechanical Zoom by Noel S April 13, 2006

Zoom broom 

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

Zoom broom by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

bing-zoom 

the sound made after someone agrees to something they do not want to do.

Fine I'll go take out the trash! Bing-Zomm!

bing-zoom by CCpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

B-Zoom 

To be amazingly handsome and have awesome basketball skills.

Your Very B-Zoom

B-Zoom by diana d girl October 6, 2008

Fighting Zoom 

Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

Fighting Zoom by mashmoosh March 9, 2010