You're Not Hardcore 

A dry, blatant response to an individual who by all means considers him/herself to be hardcore.

Jimmy: What did you do this weekend.
George: Holy Shit, Braa. I must've done like five girls while inhaling a line right off the bitch's ass.
Jimmy: You're not hardcore...

You're Not Hardcore by magicmegapixel October 28, 2009

you're fired 

When you lose your job and get evicted from your home after committing crimes against all of humanity

Most of America at the polls in 2020: "Donald Trump, you short-fingered vlugarian, you're fired"

you're fired by Marcosi Andersoni November 9, 2020

you're-in! 

The subtle feeling of masculine victory when you hit the target your aiming for while urinating.

C'mon you dick... you can hit that shower drain... uh... yeah... You're-in!!!

you're-in! by flockit February 19, 2015

you're adopted 

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

you're adopted by Super Ninja January 14, 2008

You're not worth my minutes 

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number

Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.

You're not worth my minutes by ting ting lover December 2, 2009

you're mom 

how stupid people spell your mom.

It's your mom. not you're mom. learn grammar.

you're mom by Betsch March 2, 2008

you're a doll 

a compliment that could mean you did somethin nice or your are attractive or some other positive thing

Can I borrow 2 G's?
-Sure bitch
Thanks! You're a doll!!

you're a doll by Dirty November 3, 2003