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You picked the wrong house, fool! 

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
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wtf is wrong with you 

when somebody says some really fucking weird or stupid shit
Friend: Bruh this mayonnaise tastes like cum
You: wtf is wrong with you

Compliment Gone Wrong 

When someone compliments an unattractive individual to make that individual feel better about themselves (actually meant to boost their self esteem) but it’s actually not true; the individual then mistakenly takes it seriously from there on out and has an inflated ego.
Example: Sarah thinks she’s hot shit since she got those breast and butt implants but she’s actually a “compliment gone wrong”.

Dave sure has been acting like a “compliment gone wrong” ever since he got those new hair plugs.

don't take this the wrong way, but 

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.
Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.
Word of the Day on January 6, 2011

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong 

A famous hijack of a Mountain Dew contest called "Dub The Dew" (in promotion of Mountain Dew's newest apple flavored beverage) pulled off by the website 4chan. It, along with "Gushing Granny", "Moist Nugget", "Fapple", "Diabetus" and others made it as the finalists of the contest.
A: I'd like to order a bottle of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
B: Sorry, there's none left in stock. We're all sold out.

no that's wrong

a quote often used in the game/anime, Danganronpa. Used to interrupt a conversation when false information is stated.
Mom: "where were you last night?"
Sister: "I was studying at the librar-"
Me: "no that's wrong!!!!!"

fractally wrong 

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.