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Wallet juice

Man: "Dude I was totally out of it last night; and my Wallet Juice is running like so low now"
by Leech1443 November 17, 2010
mugGet the Wallet juicemug.

wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.
The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.
by 03specv February 2, 2021
mugGet the wallet sensormug.

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!
by punterm49 February 8, 2015
mugGet the Wallet Candymug.

Light wallet

You don’t have your v card
“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”
by B6o9b June 4, 2018
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Wallet Weeper

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.
Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 19, 2015
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
mugGet the Wallet Blockermug.

burger wallet

copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket
The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018
mugGet the burger walletmug.

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