Thornden School 

Fucking piece of shit school in chandlers ford, near soton. Full of snobby posh twats using mummy and daddys money to flex. I know a girl who once said to me "my mum took me to holister at the weekend and spend £400 ish on clothes for me but I wanted her to spend £1000 because I wanted more things, GOD I HATE HER"
posh little dickeds.

oh my god and dont forget the fake depressed and emo girls. They are so fucking privalaged and have amazing lifes but shit they want attention riiighhhttt. Attention whores.

*Thornden school comes up in convo*
Ew isnt that school just full of posh twats and pedos*

Thornden School by lolopop98322456789098734567890 June 3, 2019

thong-dollaz 

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

thong-dollaz by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

Thoinker 

A King size joint stuffed with 3+ grams of top shelf piff

Jose gucci just stole my woman and smoked a Thoinker with her:(

Thoinker by Josegvcci May 13, 2016

pwn-a-thon 

A perpetual plethora of pure pwnage. Similar to a Telethon in nature, but with the phone replaced with pwn.

"Man I just ran a pwn-a-thon on that noob with the Colts."

"He just kept getting up, I don't get it. I guess he wanted me to run a pwn-a-thon on his ass."

pwn-a-thon by Haxdesk October 10, 2007

wanke-danke-thon 

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

wanke-danke-thon by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

man thong 

a speedo

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.

man thong by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

thongs 

AKA flip flops
sandals

Shoes held on by a V shaped strap fixed at the pointed end.

the girls were wearing thongs on the beach, but had to take them off when they kept getting sand in them.

thongs by DXR57MK4W816 July 23, 2007