toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus July 1, 2005

puppy toss

One of the most atrocious and affecting YouTube videos that shows the brutality of war and what it does to our soldiers. The completely crazy situation in Iraq during the war makes sadists out of our own American soldiers, as evidenced by this video in which a U.S. soldiers delightfully holds a puppy by the scruff of the neck and proceeds to throw it with all his strength. Even a fellow soldier comments that the action was mean-spirited, but the guilty soldier says it's not.

The "puppy toss" is the must publicized example on YouTube, but there are other videos in which U.S. soldiers shoot dogs just for fun after having already killed the dogs' owners. True, the owners may have been terrorists, but the dogs have done nothing to deserve death.

by aokjunebug91 March 6, 2008

salad tossing

giving a rim job

my fav. thing to do is salad tossin

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Fuck-toss

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result

Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap

by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010

toss salad

eating out the asshole

Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night

by 413 January 2, 2005

toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?

by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010

Cock Toss

A backyard game, originating in Central New York, where by a group of individuals, compete by hurling a plastic dildo, no less then 18 inches long and 2 inches wide. The competition is established by creating a fault line, and using a steady marker to measure the thrown distance, the distance is measured at which time the dong stops its forward motion and comes to rest. The forward most portion of the "tip" is used as the point at which to measure. The game is over when either all individuals have thrown the dong three times, or each player is to drunk to continue playing.

Dude, I totally won that cock tossing competition.
Wow, you really hurled that cock in the game yesterday.
Hey buddy, do you want to go to the yard and toss some cock.

by jpdiddy June 7, 2010