salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

nerd slapper

an object which is (usually a ruler) used to slap cankles such as jessica

"man that cankle was asking for a spankering, so i got out my nerd slapper"

by cankleface April 4, 2008

Clam Slapper

The definition of a Clam Slapper is when two dykes in initiate vaginal rubbing.

An example of a Clam Slapper is any lesbian activity that occurs due to vaginas rubbing, smacking or clapping of any sort.

by Bluntman3456 January 18, 2011

Knee Slapper

Sumthing very funny and ridiculous

Thats humungous.....
Thats Wat She SAid

ROFL THATS A KNEE SLAPPER!!!

by SALKFJsalfk February 17, 2008

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003