A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.
by Robin Parmar October 3, 2023
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by J.J Thompson December 22, 2023
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God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
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Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
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by Wimano November 22, 2023
Get the Sarona mug.She can make your mood go to sad and lonely to happy. She can also be a Badass with a sarcastic attitude. Frustrating AF but gets away with everything because she's hot AF. She's an asshole with a heart of gold. she's unforgettable, not to mention how easy it is to get lost in her eyes. If you get a Sarona never let her go because you will immediately regret it. You can not compare Sarona to another girl. Sarona is special and one of a kind so don't let her go.She is shy at first but once she knows you there is no going back! Don’t mistake this queen for an easy target, you wouldn’t want to get on her bad side. She will hurt you by using your words against you and won’t be afraid to throw fists so watch out because this is a bad bitch. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t really pay attention to it. She doesn’t want to stand out but she always does because of her amazing personality. People instantly fall in love with her. If she is your friend consider yourself lucky, she keeps all your secrets like a bank keeps cash. If you date a Sarona she will always play with your hair and fingers. She is very touchy and loves to be silly with her partner. She is loyal and won’t ever leave your side. Sarona will always comeback to you even if you were the reason she ate 4 packages of ice cream. But don’t be fooled, she won’t let you comeback into her life without some hurtful words and strategies. Overall Sarona is a sexy beast with a sexy and attractive personality.
by Wimano November 23, 2023
Get the Sarona mug.(noun):The cutest couple ever found in history(and dt). A captivating love ship where the adventurous spirit of a Sagittarius male teacher intertwines with the grounded determination of a Capricorn female teacher, creating a harmonious blend of passion and stability, inspiring students and igniting a profound love for learning."
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