salty dogg

When your feeling stupid and / or dumb after expressing your point in a situation thinking you are correct and you are proved wrong.

WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!

Chris: You wasnt even at the meeting yesterday so how u know??

Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.

Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!

by Mickey Loco May 15, 2008

Salty Glue

Cum :)

Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.

by Wet wipe! September 1, 2009

Salty Eyed

1. Having made a huge mistake resulting in regret.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.

"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."

"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."

by Vannahsa October 5, 2009

Salty Mufin

A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.

Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.

by SAPangolin August 13, 2015

Salty Robson

A cum-soaked sock (often mutiple use) that has been forgotten and left to ferment

My left shoe feels funny . . . Fuck, I'm wearing a Salty Robson.

by turtle_pornography June 1, 2016

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

qR_Salty

qR_Salty Also known short as “Laviia” is a past cult member of CYX aka “CAEDORYX”. She became a meme among every dude in telegram after distributing her so called videos. In November 2021, She left telegram and no one knows where she went.

Azrael: hey qr_salty please make me a fansign

qR_Salty: no little boy, fuck off

by TelegramMaster March 6, 2022