Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 29, 2020

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Salsa & Shake

Fucking someone in the ass while they pour spicy salsa down your urethra

Salsa is referring to the salsa down the urethra and Shake to the butt fucking

Jeffrey : You wanna set up a Salsa & Shake someday?
Frank : sure, but who's getting the salsa and who's getting shooken?
Jeffrey : I'll take salsa!
Frank : sure! But we need to find some good spicy Salsa!

by HappyButtFucker June 24, 2024

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014

Salsa Verga

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”

by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023