Strongest Army On The Internet

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019

Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

by greg4life November 12, 2018

Strongest Army

Greg. Greg is the strongest army and family (possibly cult) on YouTube
Greg’s are all blood related. As soon as you subscribe to Danny Gonzalez your dna changes to be Greg. You are Greg. Everything in your life is Greg. That nutcracker staring at you when you sleep is Greg.

Greg is the strongest army on YouTube. Don’t search that up

“Greg is the strongest army on YouTube.”
“I am truly Greg”
“All Greg’s are blood related”
“I didn’t want to pick a name like Logang or Maverick so I picked a cool name. Greg.”
“People on Twitter are already changing their name to Greg to show the support”

by IAmGreg. January 6, 2019

Strangerzone

A state even lower than the friendzone. Often introduced to a somehow oblivious incel or femcel when they do something looked down upon, such as attempting to guilt trip someone into sex or a relationship. When someone tells you that you're strangerzoned, it means that they don't want a relationship with you, but they also don't want a friendship with you. Instead, they want to avoid you and treat you as a stranger.

"keep that shit up and before you know it you'll be in the strangerzone :)"

by noodleysoup December 3, 2019

sarange

sarange means 'i love you'

Wook sarange

by Bong hee April 19, 2018

Post Stranger Things Depression

Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.

*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.

*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment

Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular

by strangerthingsbruh November 29, 2017

stranger things

One of the best TV shows of recent years. It's a mystery/horror/sci-fi adventure set in the 1980s. It's got fantastic 80s nostalgia and is heavily inspired by 80s movies like The Goonies and ET, but more scary. Definitely a 'need-to-watch'.

Hey, man, that 'Stranger Things' show is like the next 'Game of Thrones'!

by ihatesimplicity February 11, 2017