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Samitfish

Samitfish is a fucking mad cunt with arms so strong they could break your girls pussy, he has a personal collection off all the condoms he’s ever used which at this time is one, for the condom challenge.
Man I’m so jealous of how many used condoms Samitfish has.
by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019
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Shitfuck

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse, and while fucking, she shits on you.
Dammit! This damn bitch done shitfucked on me.
by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
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Shitface

The fact that you found this.
Shitface
by iddunno January 30, 2021
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Shitfish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.
Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a Boogara or a Bhaniac?"

Person 2: "I'm on the line, It's hard to choose"

Person 1: "You is a Shitfish then, bitch."
by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 15, 2021
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Shitface

Nice name to call someone when you like them.
Felicia "Hi shitface <3"
Max "Hello :)"
by Thick dick daddy 27 June 18, 2021
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Shitfish

When a big girl with short arms tries to wipe and just smears it from one hole to the other, then the next guy who goes down on her finds that the lake is freshly stocked with brown trout.
I took her home and went down on her and found a whole school of shitfish
by Wygator July 8, 2021
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shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously
by summer<3 December 7, 2021
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