shmeego

guy with an incredibly small dick

OMG he's a shmeego... ew

chode dick small tiny penis

by lilyinsley May 14, 2016

Shmeer

When you shit in your pants, and it creates a long smear.

I was watching a horror movie with Josie, and got a shmeer when the zombie screeched.

by BananaManMcGee March 10, 2017

Shmeezer

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018

Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick

Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.

by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

shmeerda

Person with many gifted potential to stand above equals

this guys is good I bet he's a shmeerda

by G4510 February 3, 2020

Shmeese burger

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

Shmeegtard

Pertaining to someone incredibly stupid

That Cameron kid is a total shmeegtard.

by Neeko May 19, 2020