Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

punch a radio

A phrase to describe pure anger over a small thing, mostly used while in a car

After discussing selzer water and Disney princesses Carrie got so mad she could punch a radio

by Carolpuddinpop June 18, 2018

punch slap

a slap so hard it feels like a punch.

omg why did you just punch slap me?!
you deserved it

by puffdaddybanban October 9, 2019

Punch my hole drunk

Regardless if you are drunk or not, your 'hole' will feel drunk.
To be anal or vaginally fisted into a orgasmic "drunk" euphoria.

*After an intense anal fisting between 'Roger' and 'Allen'*
Roger: "Wow that was insane!!

Allen: "You really punched my hole drunk!"
Or
"Hey do you want to punch my hole drunk!?"
"Of course, how could I say no??"

by Big Daddy Crenshaw November 12, 2019

Punch Your Crush Day

November 19th
If you don't, your a wussy. Goodluck ;)

Punch Your Crush Day- It speaks for itself..

by Payt0n_x November 8, 2019

Punch of doom

A punch so powerful it will leave you concussed

Matt gave Lukas the punch of doom

by punchofdoom March 5, 2020