Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

prestits

Prestits-

The douchebag that goes to your school named Preston, but has been nicknamed Prestits. Prestits usually have been seen to take extremely sad selfies and destroy the name of good music everywhere. They are normally found wearing snap backs and referring to their 'swag'. Beware of Prestits everywhere.

There goes another Prestits, don't get contaminated by his 'swag'

by AndrewBlankCurtiousyOf April 23, 2014

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Presti

In your own league and above overs. Originated from the word prestige, but about a person. You have to be DARKSKIN to use the word.

Yo I got a new gyall. She a presti ting

by Tukeyzea January 20, 2019

Prosfit

143 yes you John. Prosfit is a person that’s really sweet, cute, and funny. Prosfit could make you fall in love with him, and could also hurt you without him knowing it. Prosfits so caca at fortnite. He’s funny. He’s sweet. He’s cool. He’s annoying. He’s everything bro. Prosfit if you see this marry me

<3

“Prosfits kinda gay” “Bro Prosfits a tiktoker”

by imsohotbro March 21, 2021

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008