Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

Planker's Fatigue by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011

pank

in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.

Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.

Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.

pank by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021

planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

plankdriving 

When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"

Did you see that soccer match yesterday? It was a total plankdriving

plankdriving by f1Freed May 14, 2021

Planktussy 

Plankton pussy

I don't even know where people would find this useful

Planktussy

Planktussy by James McGill July 5, 2022

duckin planks 

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

duckin planks by skanketeer March 14, 2009

Pankeel 

A chill, funny and weird dude who is very laid back and enjoys spending his time indoors playing games or watching shows/movies. Has his funny moments and will carry them to his grave never to outlive his own jokes. Will do anything to prove a point. Tries to act like he gives no fucks but secretly really cares about everything around him. Knows what he wants in life but puts in just enough effort to achieve it, nothing more and nothing less. Nevertheless, he is very good at what he does be it video games or his occupation. He is a dog, lover but personally would never own one. He seeks financial happiness over general happiness.

Guy 1: "All he does is watch tv and play video games!"
Guy 2: "He must be a Pankeel"

Pankeel by 1ofdabois January 16, 2021