King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."

"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."

by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

Peeting

The act of washing you armpits with your own feet.

'I was in the bath peeting'

by ExactlyLL May 4, 2018

soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

by freak38967 March 29, 2005

pelting along

moving quickly.

gathering speed.

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.

by Ben Crockett December 9, 2008

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016