oil pen

a pen that doesn’t exist

She tried to use her oil pen but realized it wasn’t a thing.

by wecantsnow.io November 10, 2018

oil griffiths

a fat over weight wanna be member of blazin squad!!

twat ofcourse, oli is a twat

by ergqabhgahet February 9, 2004

oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010

oil fisherman

a profiteer whom mops up the bp oil spill for a profit

see also, BP oil spill

plenty o' oil fisherman on that gulf coast!

by R@tH August 13, 2010

Oil Rigger

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.

I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.

I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.

by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013

Oil Trash

ME

That guy works so hard and has the money to show for it. He is total Oil Trash.

by Dakota local August 5, 2012

oil neck

Any person who no life's runescape that isn't from a foreign nationality

Corrupt idea no lifes runescape therefor he is an oil neck.

by Kswiss October 28, 2013