coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

jordans worst nightmare

the feeling after you penetrate a nigerians lips and are blessed with HIV

jordans worst nightmare z***e

by stefan condello May 21, 2011

fallopian nightmare

When you fuck a girl so hard, you give her fallopian tubes nightmares.

Becky rode me so hard for that crack money, that she had fallopian nightmares for four weeks straight.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Fluid Nightmare

Doing something that causes you not only to shit your pants, but also to piss, vomit, cum, spit, and bleed into your pants.

person 1: Hey did you see how steep that double black diamond was?

person 2: yeah, it caused me a fluid nightmare.

by wooden man May 10, 2012

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013