Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014

blood clot musket

F*cking gun

Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.

by Mad Dog Davis August 7, 2003

Musket

When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.

God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.

by SimpyJ August 25, 2011

mushit

Music that sucks, and is shitty. Really, really sucky, and really, really shitty.

Q: How'd the dentist go?
A: Oh, just great. They were playing christmas mushit over the radio. Luckily the drills drowned out that Bing Crosby crap.

by frankrizzoDE November 26, 2010

musketards

a group of three retards who usually wear the same clothes or garments. Musketards dont usually converse with other people and are very unsocialable.

guy 1: who are those three retards??
guy 2: uh those are just some musketards

by evona145 February 3, 2010