Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.

Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.

by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017

Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.

by is this pseudonym also taken May 08, 2020

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson February 27, 2012

Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.

I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.

by Polymo November 23, 2015

Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 03, 2015

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 19, 2010