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Matt has a 7 inch dick.
by fireboss1 February 09, 2017
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Matt

A person who can never get his way. He is always talking like he has plugs up his nose and a fork in his throat, but he knows we be just messin. He has an obsession with saying words about people that like the other sex and sometimes saying it about his XBOX friends and likes freshman. But at the end of the day he is pretty chill. Plus he can't inhale but you will have to ask him about that story.
WOW, look at Matt hooking up with that freshman, NICE!
by AlCohen24 October 14, 2011
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Matt

An amazing boy that can light up you day just by being around you. He seems a little outgoing but that's what makes him unique! He isn't afraid to speak his mind when around friends, but gets shy when he is faced by other people. Not normally a fight but fights for what he loves if necessary. He loves sports (maybe a little too much) but all in all he is a supportive guy that can make just about anyone smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend for his loyalty exceeds the limits. He will stay by your side through thick and thin. Don't let a Matt go because he's one in a million!!
Girl: Matt, come hangout with us!!
Matt: No, my day is taken by my gf
by Foxyfire19 October 02, 2019
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Mattness

A hobbit-like asshole, whos anorexic, dose cocaine and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.
Dude, that movie was total mattness
by jessica woulett September 14, 2007
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Matt is a god.
by Yeetman27 September 26, 2019
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Someone who comes late to work everyday and will leave an hour early
Don't be a Matt and come to work on time
by mattisalwayslate July 23, 2018
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“You see the power in those pitches? That man is an absolute Matt!”
by Johhny wick April 25, 2019
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