A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’
s are very
nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people
don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you
will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very
fun to hang around with and you never feel
bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of
Mars. Matisse is better than you.
Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and
Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes,
Josh is so
dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’