Masturbate

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

masturbateur

A person who gets off on themselves in an obnoxiously haughty manner. The classic snotty judgmental prick who will inevitably be sitting at home alone masturbating because they have alienated lovers and friends alike with their arrogant personality.

Miguel said he didn't invite me to his art opening because it's only for "real art aficionados." What a fuckin masturbateur.

by samkohn May 23, 2013

masturbate

what you do to pleasure your self

masturbate

by Samuels mor November 25, 2019

Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 29, 2021