Philosophical-Cat's definitions

prostitute

someone who's willing to pretend to have had sex with you.

I found prostitute.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

lsd

Lsd means that you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I have LSD.

by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017

nuke

a nuke is a sticker.

I have a nuke on my lighter.

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

sub lease

to let someone live rent free for six months.

I couldn't even sub lease to you since, the contract is in my mother's name plus, I never said I would do it.

by Philosophical-Cat November 7, 2017

I love you

I love you when said in a virtual reality system means that I'd prefer it if you didn't associate yourself with me as you're likely annoying or a terrible person.
It can also be typed as a way of talking to yourself threw a computer regardless, of the scenario.

I love you!

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

zombie

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018