Philosophical-Cat's definitions

masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

I love you

I love you when said in a virtual reality system means that I'd prefer it if you didn't associate yourself with me as you're likely annoying or a terrible person.
It can also be typed as a way of talking to yourself threw a computer regardless, of the scenario.

I love you!

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

sub lease

to let someone live rent free for six months.

I couldn't even sub lease to you since, the contract is in my mother's name plus, I never said I would do it.

by Philosophical-Cat November 7, 2017

nuke

a nuke is a sticker.

I have a nuke on my lighter.

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

prostitute

someone who's willing to pretend to have had sex with you.

I found prostitute.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

skuma

tea made from herbs while holding a poppy seed.

I made some skuma.

by Philosophical-Cat October 29, 2017

girl

anyone with a vagina. no age limit!

I got that girl's number the other day.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017