Philosophical-Cat's definitions

zombie

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018

bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

nuke

a nuke is a sticker.

I have a nuke on my lighter.

by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017

prostitute

someone who's willing to pretend to have had sex with you.

I found prostitute.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

lsd

Lsd means that you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I have LSD.

by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017

masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

skuma

tea made from herbs while holding a poppy seed.

I made some skuma.

by Philosophical-Cat October 29, 2017