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Sex with yourself
Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI
by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 5, 2017
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Matthew is a boys name. Matthew is also a name in the bible. Matthew is usually a Blondie with tons of girlfriends every month, he's usually unreliable and is a total badass.
Matthew has too many girlfriends and breakups.
Girl:but he is sooo hot.
Dude! He's just a boy in jeans.
Girl: no, he's a back-stabber, badass, chick magnet.
True.
Girl: of course!
by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017
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