Team Mystic

Also known as trash team mystic is a terrible group of people, that also double as trash.

Mom i ran into team mystic today, they were trash.

by Krax420 July 12, 2016

Massicotte

Noun: A crazy person who is attractive and athletic; somewhat resembles a beast. The pinnacle of insanity, who's essence is contagious; very funny, shows outbursts of unhinged enjoyment, commonly sided with strange noises.

Noun 2: Massicotte; land. A mental state similar to the effects of "salvia". In this world everything makes sense, yet, a state of mass confusion.

- Hey look its Massicotte I wonder what he is up to.

- Stay away from that Massicotte, it looks dangerous.

- As your walking through the tall grass, a wild Massicotte appears!

by Damian Elkinson the second June 1, 2009

mastipaper

an internet wallpaper used for the explicit purpose of masturbation

This new Jessica Alba mastipaper is making it easy to rub one out before I play wow.

by Fat Muppet January 20, 2006

Mystical Hobbit

A super cool adjective to describe an Internet Entity who has reached superstar status.

Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.

by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008

half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006

poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

The Mystical Portal

Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.

A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.

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by SubBass100 June 3, 2009