soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity
Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock
by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008
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poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate
Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John
by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008
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