Definitions by jigsaw666

soft cock 

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

soft cock by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

poo masties 

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

poo masties by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008